What Keeps People Awake
- Breaths loud enough to hear from the next room
- “S” sounds that hiss like a kettle
- A volume jump the second the music bed kicks in
- A mid-roll ad read at twice the loudness
- An outro sting that wakes the whole house
Sleep & relaxation audio · Woodbury, NY
Hi, I’m Luna. I produce and edit guided sleep meditations, bedtime-story podcasts and ambient soundscapes for apps, brands and creators — billed per episode or per package, made in a quiet little studio in Woodbury, NY.
The whole job, in one line
Every lip smack, every too-sharp “s”, every music swell that shows up half a second early — that’s a tiny alarm clock going off. I hunt them all down so your listener never notices the audio at all. (Honestly, that’s the entire trick.)
Plan A vs. Plan B
What you’re actually paying for
Here’s a typical guided sleep meditation, minute by minute, and what I’m doing to it behind the curtain. Bedtime stories follow the same arc — the plot just goes slower and flatter on purpose.
One warm line, zero “welcome to the show!” energy. The bed fades up underneath so the voice never starts from silence.
Breath cues get re-timed to land about every ten seconds. Low-mid warmth up, harsh top end shaved off.
Pauses stretched to three or four seconds. Mouth noise, tongue clicks and chair creaks gone.
Levels flattened so a whispered line is as loud as a spoken one. No sentence should make anyone lean in.
The voice thins out, the gaps grow, the bed rises a hair. This is where most listeners are gone.
The last stretch is just the bed, fading over forty seconds. No outro. Ever.
business days to your first rough cut
revision rounds in every price
minutes: a typical finished episode
outro stings, jingles or surprise ads
What it costs
Billed per episode or per package. I invoice once you’ve signed off on the final mix, so you only pay for audio you’ve already heard.
up to 25 finished minutes
6 episodes · $315 each
4 ambient beds · 60 min each
Ambient beds, built from scratch
Layered tone plus my own field recordings. Pick a starting point, or tell me what your listeners fall asleep to and I’ll go record it.
Soft rain, close mic, a little drip off the edge.
60 min · loops clean · $340 solo
Slow burn, one log, very little pop.
60 min · loops clean · $340 solo
Wide stereo field. No single loud chirper.
60 min · loops clean · $340 solo
One mic, one blanket, one brass lamp. Most of the sleep happens here first.
Brown-noise adjacent. For people who sleep with a fan year-round.
60 min · loops clean · $340 solo
Long wash, long gap, long wash.
60 min · loops clean · $340 solo
Mostly silence, which is the point.
60 min · loops clean · $340 solo
Tell me what your listeners fall asleep to and I’ll go record it.
Request a custom bedLast call
Got a script, a half-formed idea, or just a voice that needs a home? Tell me about it. I answer like a human, not an auto-responder.
Nope. Send a recording if you have one, or just the script and I’ll help cast a narrator for +$120. Either way I mix the whole thing.
Tell me your platform’s target before I start. I master to it, and I’ll flag anything that would bounce at upload.
Two revision rounds are in every price. A third round is $60. Most notes are tiny, like “the pause before the body scan is too long.”
You do, once the invoice is paid. Soundscape beds are cleared for use in your app or show.
That’s my favorite part. Every episode closes on room tone and a long slow fade. No sting, no jingle, no “thanks for listening!”
3 Beaufort Lane
Woodbury, NY 11797
Pay by card or ACH after you approve the final mix.